Due to a lack of Interest:

Due to the obvious lack of interest, the annual Persimmon Walk-a-thon will be canceled. However if you would still like to purchase a T-shirt stating that you did indeed attend the Walk-a-thon, you may send your orders into Jennifer by the 5th of August.
Shirts cost $15 plus shipping and come in your choice of color.

I will get dressed today. I will exercise today. I will empty the cat litter.

Job Openings!!!
Of course we are still here. We have just been very busy traveling the world as we usually do for Persimmon News. Its hard being everywhere at once, so if you would like to sign up to be a Persimmon Lounge Correspondent, let us know and we will get you to work immediately. We need more people on the force to be able to have more time to keep our Newsletter updated, and we are looking for people like YOU right now. Its a great job, all Travel expenses paid**. Email us now with your letter of inquiry and a brief essay on your feelings regarding the persimmon and our Persimmon Lounge President.
** travel expenses are not actually paid.